Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Applause for Tony Abbott


I acknowledge Phillip Coorey's column in the Sydney Morning Herald on 16 May 2011 for giving me the idea for this cartoon. In the same column, Phillip Coorey also observed that if Julia Gillard got married, Tony Abbott would call it a stunt. It's all part of Abbott the Wrecker's destructive, slash and burn brand of politics. Attila the Hun had nothing on Tony Abbott!

Monday, May 23, 2011

Anglican Primate Peter Jensen


Archbishop Peter Jensen, the Anglican Primate of Sydney, is opposed to the ordination of women priests and the consecration of women bishops. He is also opposed to stem cell research, even when it provides sight for the blind and enables the wheelchair-bound to walk. And what he thinks of gays and lesbians probably doesn't bear mentioning in a polite blog such as this. I wonder what Jesus would make of him?

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Tony Abbott's Statesmanship


Tony Abbott is the Leader of the Opposition in the Australian House of Representatives. That's his part-time job. Being a great big tantrum-throwing sook is his full-time occupation. So much so, his previous nickname, "The Mad Monk" (because he once unsuccessfully studied for the Catholic priesthood) has been superseded by the more succinct, "Abbott the Wrecker", primarily because his only viable "policy" appears to be mindlessly trashing everything the Government proposes. Abbott and his party lost the last election and they're not happy about it. Well, get over it, guys! You lost! Julia won! Accept it! We're sick to death of hearing your interminable moaning and whinging.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Julia Gillard's Pet Poodle


Before Julia Gillard became Prime Minister of Australia, when she was still the Deputy Prime Minister, she famously referred to Christopher Pyne, the Manager of Opposition Business in Australia's House of Representatives, in somewhat less than glowing terms. Under the banner headline "Gillard Labels Pyne 'Mincing Poodle'", here's how Australia's revered ABC News reported the event: 

The Federal Government has spent question time taunting the Opposition over its recent infighting. Deputy Prime Minister Julia Gillard mocked the Coalition for choosing Christopher Pyne as the manager of opposition business, rather than Tony Abbott, who did the job in Government. "In a choice between macho and mincing I would have gone for macho myself," she said. "The leader of the Opposition faced with the choice of a doberman or the poodle has gone for the poodle." 


Saturday, May 14, 2011

Persona Non Grata Peter Akinola


Peter Akinola is the decidedly UN-Christian Anglican Archbishop of Nigeria. Another one who has clearly never heard of the separation of Church and State.


To quote from Wikipedia: In September 2006, the Standing Committee of the Church of Nigeria, headed by Akinola, issued a Message to the Nation, taking up ten political controversies in Nigeria, among them a bill regarding same-sex relationships: "The Church commends the law-makers for their prompt reaction to outlaw same-sex relationships in Nigeria and calls for the bill to be passed since the idea expressed in the bill is the moral position of Nigerians regarding human sexuality." The bill in question, as well as criminalising same-sex marriage, also proposed to criminalise "Registration of Gay Clubs, Societies and organizations" and "Publicity, procession and public show of same-sex amorous relationship through the electronic or print media physically, directly, indirectly or otherwise", on penalty of up to 5 years of imprisonment. The proposed legislation was formally challenged by the United States State Department as a breach of Nigeria's obligations under the International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights. Some western supporters justify the legislation on the basis that it does not support the stoning to death of homosexuals under the Sharia code.




Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Fred Nile's Camouflage


The Reverend Fred Nile is a clergyman and also a Member of Parliament in the New South Wales Legislative Council. He has clearly never heard of the separation of powers! He is an outspoken homophobe, who has been attending Sydney's Gay Mardi Gras Parade for many years, in order to pray for rain (I'm not making this up!). In the past 30 years, I have known it to rain on only a couple of occasions. Mostly, the parade occurs on a gloriously starry-skied, clear,  full-summer night. I'm not sure whose  prayers God is listening to, but it certainly doesn't appear to be those of Fred Nile. Oh, and yes, he does have very big, bushy eyebrows.